Why are baseball players so good at math?
They love ballpark figures.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
How does the sun listen to music?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What is a table you can eat?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?