What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
A gold mine.
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?