What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
When is Dad's bedtime?
How does a taco bless the table?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
How does a squid go into battle?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?