Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
It's called Clooney Tunes.
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Where do polar bears store their money?
