Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's the holiest insect?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What animal has the most fun?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Where was Noah born?