Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?