Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why do rhinos charge?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
How did the tree get lost?