Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
How are mountains able to see?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?