What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Cinderfella.
Which relative loves rice?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?