What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
He pulled a mussel.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?