What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?