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A hostile.
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Why was the pirate late for work?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
How do scientists grow fruit?
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What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
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Why do birds fly south in the fall?
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Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?