Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
He didn't get to pick it!
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
When do mice play every day?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What goes zzub, zzub?