Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
He didn't get to pick it!
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you call lending money to a bison?