What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
The symbol.
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call an old snowman?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
How do you wash a lamb?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do jokesters study in college?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?