What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do insects learn at school?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?