What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
How does a barber get to work?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?