Why did the bunnies go on strike?
They wanted better celery.
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
How much does freedom weigh?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?