Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
They fall asleep when trying to count them.
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do insects learn at school?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
When do mice play every day?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?