Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
He wanted to be a cool cat.
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?