Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
He wanted to be a cool cat.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why do bees buzz?
Where is the coldest place to work?