Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Because of all the rapping.
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
How does a barber get to work?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?