How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
It was a Life Saver.
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What's the slowest 5k?
What's a cow's favorite music note?