Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Taylor Swift.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call a pile of cats?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why was the math book sad in winter?