Can February March?
No, but April May.
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What building always gets stains on it?