Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
How do automobiles fly?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?