Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Which is the worst season?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's the slowest 5k?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?