What did the icy road say to the truck?
Wanna go for a spin?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Which president loved to take baths?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why are frogs always happy?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why are stones so good at music?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?