What do minions always put in their salads?
M-onions.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
How much money does a skunk have?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?