What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
A hummingbird.
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What building always gets stains on it?
What kind of music do planets like?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
How long will dinner be?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why do plants hate algebra?