Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
The Smart Car.
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
How long will dinner be?
Where do termites go camping?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why don't ants get sick?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?