Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
The Smart Car.
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why don't ants get sick?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?