Where do novels go to have a good time?
Book club.
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why don't fish play basketball?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?