When do astronauts eat?
At launch time.
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What is the most faithful insect?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why are all priests fit?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?