What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
He lost his ideanity.
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What is the definition of Robin?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What is the most adorable season?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What did one plate say to the other?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?