Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Because they were his Lucky Charms™!
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?