Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Because they were his Lucky Charms™!
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why is spring the oddest season?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?