What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Elefont.
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Where does breakfast live?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?