What do you call a singing rodent?
Justin Beaver!
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What is a mom's favorite game?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why are English teachers so smart?