Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call an old snowman?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call an arctic cow?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why was the horse so happy?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What does a dog say before eating?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?