Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did March say to the madness?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?