How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in winter!
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do nosey peppers do?
Where do ants go to eat?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Where would you find an elephant?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What kind of ant is good at math?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?