What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Stop for lunch!
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
If you need help building an ark...
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?