What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
A wildfire.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
How long will dinner be?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?