What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
A wildfire.
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call a dog in space?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?