How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Because they're both full of stuffing.
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What's E.T. short for?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?