Why are cats good at playing video games?
They have nine lives.
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?