Why are cats good at playing video games?
They have nine lives.
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Where do cows go for lunch?