Why are cars magic?
Because they can turn into driveways!
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why was the bud so shy?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?