Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
He needed to recharge his batteries.
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How do fireflies start a race?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why do fish live in salt water?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
When is Dad's bedtime?