How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
You're skating on thin ice!
Why did the echo get detention?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why do two skunks argue?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?