How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
You're skating on thin ice!
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Families are like fudge.
What do you find at the end of everything?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How do you get to Tooth Island?