What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Which relative loves rice?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What money do cats use to go shopping?