What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Can February March?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Which celebrity loves to read?