Why did the cloud date the fog?
He was so down to earth.
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?