What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Sky diving school.
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Where do books sleep?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?