What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What sports are both plant-based?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?