What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you call a pig thief?
How long do chickens work?
What did March say to the madness?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?