Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
When does a horse talk?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why is heaven always so tidy?