Which plant has the best roar?
A dandelion.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What was the first animal in space?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the frog starve?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?