Which plant has the best roar?
A dandelion.
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why was the horse so happy?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?