What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
It was ruff.
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why do moms make good vintners?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
