Why was the dog so popular?
He was a fetching young lad!
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What time of day was Adam created?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?