How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
How do hurricanes see?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
How do dog catchers get paid?